Terms & Conditions
Last Updated: November 2025
Degenerate Humans LLC (“Degenerate Humans,” “we,” “us,” or “our”)
Welcome to the Degenerate Humans website. By accessing, purchasing from, or using this site, you agree to the following Terms & Conditions. If you don’t agree, don’t use the site—go live your best life somewhere else.
1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By visiting our website, creating an account, or purchasing our products, you confirm that:
You are at least 18 years old (or have permission from an adult who probably should’ve supervised you better),
You have read, understood, and agreed to these Terms.
2. CHANGES TO THESE TERMS
We may update these Terms at any time. When we do, the “Last Updated” date will change. Continued use of the site means you agree to the updated Terms. If you disagree with changes, your only option is to stop using the site.
3. WEBSITE USE
You agree NOT to:
Break the law using our site
Exploit, hack, or interfere with the site
Copy, resell, or misuse any content or intellectual property
Pretend to be us (you can rep the brand, but you can’t be the brand)
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason—especially if your behavior gives us “bad idea vibes.”
4. PRODUCTS & ORDERS
Product Descriptions-
We try to describe our products accurately, but sometimes colors vary across screens. That’s life.
- Pricing
Prices can change at any time without notice. If we accidentally list something at the wrong price, we reserve the right to cancel the order.
- Order Acceptance
Your order is accepted once we send a confirmation email. We can refuse or cancel orders for reasons including:
Product availability
Suspected fraud
Compliance with laws
You acting excessively strange
5. SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Shipping times are estimates—not guarantees. Once packages leave our hands, they’re in the clutches of your chosen carrier.
Full details are in our Shipping Policy.
6. RETURNS & REFUNDS
Returns and refunds are handled according to our Return/Refund Policy.
We reserve the right to refuse returns that:
Are worn, washed, damaged, or smell like your adventures
Are returned outside the allowed timeframe
7. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content on this site—including graphics, logos, text, photos, designs, and product names—is owned or licensed by Degenerate Humans LLC.
You may NOT:
Reproduce, resell, or modify our content
Use our branding for commercial purposes without permission
Claim our designs as your own (we will find out)
8. USER-GENERATED CONTENT
If you tag us, send us ideas, or submit content:
You give us a royalty-free, worldwide license to repost, use, modify, and display it
You confirm the content doesn’t violate any laws or rights
You won’t sue us for using it (we’re a t-shirt brand, not a courtroom)
9. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the fullest extent permitted by Florida and U.S. law:
We are not responsible for damages arising from using our site or products
Purchases and use of this site are “AS IS.”
We don’t guarantee uninterrupted service, error-free pages, or that buying a t-shirt will instantly make you cooler (but odds are high)
10. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Degenerate Humans, LLC from any claims or damages arising from:
Your misuse of the site
Your violation of these Terms
Your violation of any laws or third-party rights
11. THIRD-PARTY LINKS
Our site may link to third-party sites. We’re not responsible for their content, policies, or questionable life choices.
12. PRIVACY POLICY
Your use of the site is also governed by our Privacy Policy.
Spoiler alert: we don’t sell your soul, but we do use typical website analytics.
13. TERMINATION
We may suspend or terminate your access at any time, for any reason, without warning. If your behavior screams “problem,” we reserve that right.
14. GOVERNING LAW
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
Any disputes will be handled in the appropriate courts of Florida.
CONTACT INFORMATION:
Degenerate Humans, LLC
Miami, FL 33157
(786) 577- 8192